Find Waldo: worlds largest image edition

I was browsing the web when suddenly an 80 gigapixel picture of London out of nowhere. It can be found here. The most interesting part is when I found Waldo/Wally among all that mess. I created this picture a while ago and uploaded to other sites as well. Others loved it and I hope you do too. You might have to click on it to enlarge.

Edit: heres a new link because the picture was still too small.
Edit: Edit: the new link doesn't work either. FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU-- check back tomorrow; i'll find a new way to upload it.
Edit: Edit: Edit: copying and pasting the link (http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/51f67f98_39ce_c8fb.jpg) might work.

Charlie Sheen: The Winner

So what's up with this guy? He's been in the spotlight these past few weeks and I can honestly say that I couldn't care less. Why does he deserve so much attention? He's just another crackhead who's going to eventually run his career into the ground... wait he's already done that. If crackheads usually get so much attention, why isn't the media filming and interviewing the homeless guy who pisses in dumpsters near my house?
My point is that "celebrities" should only be celebrated for the things they have done that actually make themselves a better person and the world a better place, not for ODing on crack. Putting them on the limelight for these trivial things makes society look really bad. Does anyone remember the Tiger Woods fiasco from last year?

LOOK! It's a new post!

So when I first thought about starting a blog, I was lost for ideas. Then I realized I fucking love video games. And arguing with people. Because I’m smart. And I know it. You can probably already tell that this blog is going to be filled with biased views and mindless ramblings; it's something I’m quite good at, mind you. However, it’s totally up to you if you want to subscribe and add me to your morning coffee list ;)

This post is just a link to a story hosted on another site, for two reasons:
1) I don’t have permission from the titular ‘Humper Monkey’ to host it here, though if he would like to contact me and tell me otherwise, I’m down for mirroring the story here, by all means.
2) It’s quite long, at least compared to what I usually post here. But entirely worth it, if you want a supposedly true-life, military/Nazi ghost story. I’m sure a few of you will give the ‘not creepy’ bawww that every pasta gets, but this has become something of a classic in the Something Awful ghost story threads and I’ve even seen parts of it copypasta’ed onto /x/ a few times.
So, without further ado, here it is: Humper Monkey’s Ghost Story. Settle in, grab some hot cocoa, and enjoy!